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2022
Final Stats:
The Wrap Up:
Woof. We haven't had a championship this contested since Rockem 15 back in 2016 as Sockem got INTERESTING in September.
On the final day at 5:30 PM there was an actual tie for the title (if you believe Stat Caster). After Jagerbombs, whiskey, shits in public and emotional culling, what stood tall was your humble Commish's squad, eeeking out a title over an incredibly game McNally. Yup this guy finally won:
While Birdie was in first for the first few months, SPD took charge mid summer, leading from the All-Star Break on, only to go ice cold in the final month and see a rocket up his ass McNally move up from 10th place at the All-Star break with only 66 points into a rampaging 2nd place finish overall. What a run! While I managed to pull it out in the end (teehee), this season finale was one for the books.
Winston and Vig, who had both been in first sporadically, never could muster a late season charge as they tussled for free eats with Jeff just beating out J. While he will have to pay for dinner, Vig had a hell of a season. The always precocious BK was by his lonesome in 5th place, a solid season by anyones standards but his. The middle of the pack had tons of movement all year with points rippling in every direction.
When the dust settled it was, in order, Bull Moon Tom and Birdie. I had predicted Bull to win this year, but he Dutch Oven'ed the bed, Moon was middling after early season hope, while Tom jumped up from one of the worst drafts yet recorded to finish a respectable 8th. Birdie simply dumped his early season heroics into the toilet finishing 9th.
Same could be said for 10th place Fatone who was in contention at the break only to slip slide away while Mike continues his all or nothing approach, this year settling for nothing, finishing in 11th. Buying shots for the rest of the league is Wilson who…well God doesn't exist, but if she did… only she would know what he was thinking this year. It seems after winning in 2019 Neezer has decided to quiet quit Rockem, but at least he wasn't as pathetic as last years record low point total.
21 Rockem's down! Amazing! Thank you all for letting me win this year, I will take a title every 20 years to keep this amazing league running.
So.
Much.
Love.