Differences

This shows you the differences between two versions of the page.

--- 2025_preview [2025/04/21 09:22] – created admin
+++ 2025_preview [2025/04/23 07:27] (current) – admin
@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
+__//**Rockem 24 Preview:** //__
 For the last three years now I said this in the opening of the preview:
@@ Line 19: / Line 21: @@
 ) One pick you were stoked about, One you should have changed?
-Probably Felix Bautista.  Wanted him and didnt’ have to reach.     Maybe Christian Walker.  Might have reached there.
+Probably Felix Bautista. Wanted him and didnt’ have to reach. Maybe Christian Walker. Might have reached there.
 ) Whose team are you most impressed with?
-Bird’s.   Impressed he has a somewhat competitive team.
+Bird’s. Impressed he has a somewhat competitive team.
 ) How much does the commish like music?
@@ Line 31: / Line 33: @@
 ) Where are we drafting in 2026? Arizona for Spring Training, Houston for World Baseball Classic, or “At a back room in a bar Jay Vig finds”? (Feel free to go off the board)
-Ricks Cabaret!   They’ve been sponsoring the draft for at least 15 years!
+Ricks Cabaret! They’ve been sponsoring the draft for at least 15 years!
 ) Coming off a great dinner in January and some damn good pizza we ordered for this draft, what was your best food experience tied to Rockem?
-Many….many….wonderful meals. Ees a Boat sushi will never be topped….perhaps not for the food…….but it did feel like something special was starting with a great group of friends.    2nd place for “Experience” would probably be Jeff buying me and everyone in Key West Wendy’s.
+Many….many….wonderful meals. Ees a Boat sushi will never be topped….perhaps not for the food…….but it did feel like something special was starting with a great group of friends. 2nd place for “Experience” would probably be Jeff buying me and everyone in Key West Wendy’s.
 The last 2 dinners were solid and probably the best food wise.
@@ Line 45: / Line 47: @@
 __//Commish Take://__
-Bull comfortably ate for free last year and from the size of him he looks like he comfortably ate a lot last year….Hey-O!  With this beer gut commish is the last person who should be making fat jokes, but that is how we start off the preview! So it goes…
+Bull comfortably ate for free last year and from the size of him he looks like he comfortably ate a lot last year….Hey-O! With this beer gut commish is the last person who should be making fat jokes, but that is how we start off the preview! So it goes…
 {{https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbXM3MHJsM3BsdTRhYWVxZDQzZGEwbW1saHlkOXJ6OWF5dm5yY3ZlcyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/l0HlFzuXZgaeiu48g/giphy.gif?nolink&500x281}}\\
-Thanks for supplying the beer on draft day Bull (my back still hurts from carrying the cases down stairs). Along with the brews you had a clear plan and that was, don’t screw it up and just take Ohtani…Honestly, if Ohtani goes 50/50 again we can just give Bull the title, he just might be a one man Rockem championship. I don’t think he quite gets there, but with Duran, Walker, and Bregman in Boston he might not need a ton from Shohei on offense and if Marte has another amazing year living up tio this draft spot, Bull should be all set on O.
+Thanks for supplying the beer on draft day Bull (my back still hurts from carrying the cases down stairs). Along with the brews you had a clear plan and that was, don’t screw it up and just take Ohtani…Honestly, if Ohtani goes 50/50 again we can just give Bull the title, he just might be a one man Rockem championship. I don’t think he quite gets there, but with Duran, Walker, and Bregman in Boston he might not need a ton from Shohei on offense and if Marte has another amazing year, living up to his draft spot, Bull should be all set on O.
 {{https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNnA0Znd1aGVzdXU0Z292dmVpY3dhem0wa3hkeXptcTRwbndnb2t4aCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/d9DsJZVQWEukg/giphy.gif?nolink&140x140}}
-His arms are solid as well even if Ohtani doesn’t pitch. Cease Sasaki Kirby are a pretty sick top three and his bullpen may just be the best in the league with Bautista Pressly and Estevez if he ends up closing full time. Hmm, looks like Bull may be picking out where we all pay for his eats…
+His arms are solid as well, even if Ohtani doesn’t pitch. Cease Sasaki Kirby are a pretty sick top three and his bullpen may just be the best in the league with Bautista Pressly and Estevez if he ends up closing full time. Hmm, looks like Bull may be picking out where we all pay for his eats…
 Prediction: Top Third. Scary how good Othani is and Bull gets both kinds of Ohtani, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS-zEH8YmiM&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD|Country and Western]].
-Fatty:
+=== Fatty: ===
+) How would you rate your draft (feel free to create your own scale)?
+Overall I’m pretty satisfied with this squad. I got the itch to load the staff early, not something over tried in lol these years. Was looking to load up on pitching stats and fill in the offense as I go. Excited to have some strong pitching but couldn’t find the right time to get in on the saves.
+) One pick you were stoked about, One you should have changed?
+Stoked to get Trout there but not sure why I didn’t take the Judge. Think I got caught trying to be funny.
+) Whose team are you most impressed with?
+Nephew Ben’s and A Pinch of Asian both make me chuckle when I see them, just the names fellas, not a knock on your actual teams.
+) How much does the commish like music?
+Somebody knows
+) Where are we drafting in 2026? Arizona for Spring Training, Houston for World Baseball Classic, or “At a back room in a bar Jay Vig finds”? (Feel free to go off the board)
+Spring training has my vote. AZ in March would be hoot. We should plan early.
+) Coming off a great dinner in January and some damn good pizza we ordered for this draft, what was your best food experience tied to Rockem?
+Bad Roman was so good and the way they went all out for us was amazing! Thanks Vig, such a rad experience. Sorry to miss tho last one. The sushi days were awesome too. Was telling Liz about it the other day and she had one question…how did they have enough sushi for you guys!
+) Anything to say to your competitors?
+Love you guys!
+__//Commish’s Take://__
+Is Fatty still in the league? Haven’t seen him in a while and his team was playing managerless since I think August…but hey maybe he is just trying a new technique to finally get over the Rockem hump. A complete 'throw your hands up and off' approach…
-Commish’s Take:
+{{:e9672e11e92f4e62e8fa77655e870d10b672a292d72dc2fee906a1be32239bf0_1.jpg?nolink&400x371|e9672e11e92f4e62e8fa77655e870d10b672a292d72dc2fee906a1be32239bf0_1.jpg}}
-Is Fatty still in the league? Haven’t seen him in a while and his team was playing managerless since I think August…but hey maybe he is just trying a new technique to finally get over the Rockem hump. A complete hands off approach…
+I keeed, I am glad he could join us on the video chat and wish we were all closer. As for this team though…woof could use some coaching up! Witt Jr. over Judge was a small surprise as Fatty went for more well rounded and on the offense he will need Witt to be an MVP because there isn’t a whole lot there. Machado, Reynolds, Cowser, Suzuki, Arraez, Christian Encarnacion-Strand in the lucky 13th?!? Woof. Fatty needs Mike Trout to think it is 2012 again for him to have much of a chance…
-I keeed, I am glad he could join us on the video chat and wish we were all closer. As for this team though…woof could use some coaching up! Witt Jr. over Judge was a small surprise as Fatty went for more well rounded and on the offense he will need Wiit to be MVP because there isn’t a whole lot there. Machado, Reynolds, Cowser, Suzuki, Arraez, Christian Encarnacion-Strand in the lucky 13th?!? Woof. Fatty needs Mike Trout to think it was 2012 again for him to have much of a chance…
+HOWEVER! Fatty surprised everyone and went Pitcher heavy, did this work out? Results inconclusive, check back later…Opposite day for Donald as he never goes after arms, but he has also never won so why not change it up? Wheeler is as solid as SP come, Snell can be dynamic and Framber is the real deal. A pen of just Diaz and Foley? Hmm, and a back end of Woo,Baz Berrios? Donny needs the stars to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4v1SwngbzQ|soulshine]] big time…
-HOWEVER! Fatty surprised everyone and went Pitcher heavy, did this work out? Results inconclusive, check back later…Wheeler is as solid as SP come, Snell can be dynamic and Framber is the real deal. A pen of just Diaz and Foley? Hmm, and a back end of Woo,Baz Berrios? Donny needs the stars to shine big time…
+{{https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdGhyZ2RvYjVqbnNzYWpncTRzcXUxOWExNjV2anE3dTRpMjJiOXI0aiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3ohryC6t5ANfory8sU/giphy.gif?nolink&500x280}}
-Prediction: Bottom Third…think it will be dark times in Dogzilla land…
+Prediction: Bottom Third…all that said, think it will be dark times in Dogzilla land…
-Moon:
+=== Moon: ===
 ) How would you rate your draft (feel free to create your own scale)?
@@ Line 94: / Line 128: @@
 ) Coming off a great dinner in January and some damn good pizza we ordered for this draft, what was your best food experience tied to Rockem?
-(Put in Pic from J)
+{{:cubsnachos.png?nolink&400x534}}
 ) Anything to say to your competitors?
@@ Line 100: / Line 134: @@
 I'll start working on my questions for next year's draft today.
-Commish’s Take:
+__//Commish’s Take://__
 No team is golden this year and as I said mid draft, I got no idea about Moon’s squad. It seems all over the map. Let’s look at P first.
+{{https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZzFsNGw0eWQ5dW12amczOXVoMzU4bXEya3U4Z3F4MG01eTZuOXQwMCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/dzoRHDPScwgiA/giphy.gif?nolink&320x240}}
 Going closers first may have been a slight coup as Mike went pitch pitch, Birdies sheet favored P’s and Fatone fell in love with arms for the first time ever…Clase, Miller and err maybe Hendriks will be pretty strong on the back end and even waiting for starters he made out OK. I wouldn’t toss a top three of Castillo, Schwellenbach and Lugo out of bed…Unless we weren’t having an orgy, then beat it. Wait, poor choice of words. I think overall his arms are fairly legit in a bizarre way.
-On the O side, Power shouldn’t be an issue with the Incredible Hulk, err Judge, Vinnie Badabing and Eugenio. He shows some speed with Turner and Crews while the most exciting part of Moon’s team is his young OF stars with Churo and Langford. If those two put it all together this could be a very very tough squad…jesus christ did I just talk myself into liking Moon’s team?!?!
+{{https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e9/BizarreRideIIthePharcyde.jpg?nolink&300x300|upload.wikimedia.org_wikipedia_en_e_e9_bizarrerideiithepharcyde.jpg}}
+On the O side, Power shouldn’t be an issue with the Incredible Hulk, err Judge, Vinnie Badabing Pastquatch and Eugenio. He shows some speed with Turner and Crews while the most exciting part of Moon’s team is his young OF stars with Chourio and Langford. If those two put it all together, and I think they both will, this could be a very very tough squad…jesus christ did I just talk myself into liking Moon’s team?!?!
 Prediction: Top third… I guess I did. Weird.
-Tom:
+=== Tom: ===
 ) How would you rate your draft (feel free to create your own scale)?
@@ Line 130: / Line 168: @@
 - How much does the Commish love music?! The Commish loves music so much that one time he was listening to the twelfth straight hour of a Dead Europe '72 show (a span of three songs) and got so distracted that he misplaced his favorite pen in the cold cuts!
-- This Commish...lemme tell ya', this guy really likes music. He likes music so much that he is still friends with Eben despite the fact that he unironically listens to the Counting Crows, The Spin Doctors, and Eric Carmen.
+- This Commish…lemme tell ya', this guy really likes music. He likes music so much that he is still friends with Eben despite the fact that he unironically listens to the Counting Crows, The Spin Doctors, and Eric Carmen.
 - The Commish likes music so much it is rumored that he saw the Doobie Brothers live. On purpose.
@@ Line 191: / Line 229: @@
 I got you babe!\\
 \\
-I got you babe ...
+I got you babe …
 The Gatorade is still green.
-Commish’s Take:
+__//Commish’s Take://__
-Tommy Boy had the 4th pick and he went fairly safe. Jose Ramierz, maybe he didn’t want to put his bad baseball juju of recent years on Juan Soto…admirable as a Mets fan. JRam is as reliable as they come, the rest of his squad? Not so much…
+Tommy Boy had the 4th pick and he went fairly safe. Jose Ramierz, maybe he didn’t want to put his bad baseball juju of recent years on Juan Soto…admirable as a Mets fan. JRam is as reliable as they come, the rest of his squad? Not so much…Like Tom in in general…
-Which Olsen will he get, 50 bombs from two years ago or a barely top 100 player last year. Is this Oneil’s time to shine or will he bat .187 and strike out a thousand times?  Can Hunter Greene finally pull it all together? Is Jordan Romano really a top closer? Who knows is the answer to all of these.
+{{https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNWxxdGxlYThjZjVlNGcybzEya280NW4yMndyeXd2NG5wZnhxOWxvbSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/McV7wxw5vYcX4JYDYT/giphy.gif?nolink&450x295}}
-I was stretching the theme a little bit though because outside of those players, his team is pretty together, if a touch underwhelming with the likes of Santandar, Webb, Garcia, Springer and Paredes. As usual I think some of these risks pay off, some crap the bed and some are inbetween…what does that add up to?
+Which Olsen will he get? 50 bombs from two years ago or a barely top 100 player last year. Is this Oneil’s time to shine or will he bat .187 and strike out a thousand times? Can Hunter Greene finally pull it all together? Is Jordan Romano really a top closer? Let's ask Sir Paul….
+{{https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeTNvOWprcnY5bmJ4bzU5bXFoN2YxcXdtaHlhMXF3cDk5czVmaDM5NyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/l3q2GN9XKukSjmOek/giphy.gif?nolink&480x270}}
+Thanks for noting Paul. Well,thanks for the music I guess...
+To be honest, I was stretching the theme a little bit up there because outside of those players, his team is pretty together, if a touch underwhelming. The likes of Santandar, Webb, Garcia, Springer and Paredes are OK, but not boner inducing like that lady who played Joan Baez in that Dylan flick...smoking.
+{{:245586c4827c6c9e4ad06a60867f3d6e.jpeg?nolink&424x239}}
+As usual I think some of Tom's risks pay off, some crap the bed and some are inbetween…what does that add up to?
 Prediction: Middle third. I think the middle feels about right with this squad.
-Eben:
+=== Eben: ===
 ) How would you rate your draft (feel free to create your own scale)?
-Same as it ever was...only this time it was a little different. I spent draft day with a head full of cold medication staring at Tom on a 13-inch computer screen for 8 hours. This was gracious of Tom. I wouldn’t want to spend a day repeating picks that shouldn’t be spoken the first time. But the thing is, while David Byrne was right about a lot, he didn’t know everything. He never warned: “And you may find yourself with norovirus; staring at an Irish guy on a computer; on the other side of the world; And you may say to yourself: “MY GOD, what have I done?”
+Same as it ever was…only this time it was a little different. I spent draft day with a head full of cold medication staring at Tom on a 13-inch computer screen for 8 hours. This was gracious of Tom. I wouldn’t want to spend a day repeating picks that shouldn’t be spoken the first time. But the thing is, while David Byrne was right about a lot, he didn’t know everything. He never warned: “And you may find yourself with norovirus; staring at an Irish guy on a computer; on the other side of the world; And you may say to yourself: “MY GOD, what have I done?”
 The last time I was hit that hard by anything, I wasn’t staring at Tom on a screen; I was standing next to him at Madison Square Garden, and so was covid. So while this draft was different, on a broader level it was the same as it ever was. Forget David Byrne. To experience actual once in a lifetime challenges, go see Tom.
@@ Line 236: / Line 284: @@
 ) Anything to say to your competitors?
-See you at Ski House 2026...and thank you, for everything.
+See you at Ski House 2026…and thank you, for everything.
-Commish Take:
+__//Commish Take://__
 Don’t you just love Wilson’s drafting style? Defaulting to Yanks, Mets, Nats, and O’s, whoever is on the cover of the fantasy mag Jeff tossed in the pool. Hell, it worked in LA so why the hell not try it every year? Soto, Jazz, Polar Bear, before dipping to DC for James Woods. Staying local might have done his team some good as that is pretty solid.
-If the draft was only four rounds I would  be high as a kite on Neezer’s team, unfortunately things didn’t go so hot the next 20. Sure, I like Yamamoto and Nola on his hill, but is a broken Kenley, a drunk Finnigan (I am assuming with that name) and the lead singer from Coldplay really the way you want to stock your pen? Joining his top two starters are of course more NYC, Rodon and Sengai. Those could actually turn out OK.
+{{https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExczJ5YjF0ZjZrYXRhYnp2bHlic2sxNWEybDg2a250ZjNyaWhmcHN2bCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/YBJtGHqihiOJ7pSOt1/giphy.gif?nolink&480x480}}
+If the draft was only four rounds I would be high as a kite on Neezer’s team, unfortunately things didn’t go so hot the next 20. Sure, I like Yamamoto and Nola on his hill, but is a broken Kenley, a drunk Finnigan (I am assuming with that name) and the lead singer from Coldplay really the way you want to stock your pen? Joining his top two starters are of course more NYC, Rodon and Sengai. Those could actually turn out OK.
+{{https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeGZsM290a3A3YWltYjhoNzlmeHNmeHVjMDR2aTZndWw3cTBnNXI1YSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/oCmX7HGo1qnzhEBiRF/giphy.gif?nolink&480x400}}
-What won’t turn out OK? The rest of his offense. Roberts, Yellich, Gleyber Torres and Colt Keith? Hmm…Maybe some late grabs like Winn and Wallner help out, but unless there is a Subway series on the backs of Soto and Jazz I think Wilson is in for a long season.
+What won’t turn out OK? The rest of his offense. Roberts, Yellich, Gleyber Torres and Colt Keith? Hmm…Maybe some late grabs like Winn and Wallner help out, but unless there is a Subway series on the backs of Soto, Pete and Jazz I think Wilson is in for a long season.
 Prediction: Bottom Third. Here’s hoping I am wrong and Soto is lights out…
-McNally:
+=== McNally: ===
 ) How would you rate your draft (feel free to create your own scale)?
-If I were using the Likert Scale... I would select "disagree".
+If I were using the Likert Scale… I would select "disagree".
 ) One pick you were stoked about, One you should have changed?
@@ Line 272: / Line 324: @@
 ) Coming off a great dinner in January and some damn good pizza we ordered for this draft, what was your best food experience tied to Rockem?
-AM bags of Wendy's in Key West... almost each night.
+AM bags of Wendy's in Key West… almost each night.
 ) Anything to say to your competitors?
-I love you all... but my son thinks you are all c*nts.
+I love you all… but my son thinks you are all c*nts.
-Commish Take:
+__//Commish Take://__
+Since I am writing this in draft order as well, I can compare McNally to Wilson, where the Campbell Soup looking kid went with what he knows, Donny went adventurous…
-Since I am writing this in order as well, I can compare McNally to Wilson, where the Campbell soup looking kid went with what he knows, Donny went adventurous…
+{{https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExem9qZXZpcnY1aDVkNGtxdXU3c3JhaTRwNHM4MWtud2U5ZjY4NDY3dCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/5ihf4yMV81xK/giphy.gif?nolink&245x270}}
-My initial sense from Tangles Upton Blue is all or nothing. If De La Cruz is the deal, Ju-Rod keeps it kosher, Swaggy V is the superstar we all want him to be and Crochet is a CY Young winner…woof. All of that is possible, but I am not sure it is likely. After the top three on Offense, he has some dependable, if not super exciting bats (Naylor, Siemen, Perez, Castellanos, Nimmo O’Neil) Nothing super exciting, but should be stable. If Arozarena gets it together that could be a great pick. Truly though the offense runs through the up and coming superstars for Don, they deliver and watch out.
+My initial sense from Tangled Upton Blue is all or nothing. If De La Cruz is the deal, Ju-Rod keeps it kosher, Swaggy V is the superstar we all want him to be and Crochet is a CY Young winner…woof. All of that is possible, but I am not sure it is likely. After the top three on Offense, he has some dependable, if not super exciting bats (Naylor, Siemen, Perez, Castellanos, Nimmo O’Neil) should be stable. If Arozarena gets it together that could be a great pick. Truly though the offense runs through the up and coming superstars for Don, if they deliver, watch out.
 On the Pitching front, he backed up Crochet with Burnes, Bibee and Perralta. Very solid. I have buried the lead here though as for the first time ever (not checking if that is accurate) McNally drafted 2 closers!!! Iglesias and Duran are top notch and Yates will def sneak a few SV’s….hmm don’t look now but Don’s team could be sneaky good.
-Prediction: Top Third. If it all comes together Donny may win his first title.
+{{https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZjBqYmFjNmxtdmNhaXp4NTRhamdxd255MWc4MzBpejZidHg2bTN6ayZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/ha5EeXrfx3xxC/giphy.gif?nolink&480x224}}
-SPD:
+Prediction: Top Third. If it all comes together Donny may win his first title.I think my head just exploded.
+=== SPD: ===
 ) How would you rate your draft (feel free to create your own scale)?
@@ Line 322: / Line 378: @@
 Yeah, about 17,000 words. Read the preview!
-Guest Preview from Jeff Winston:
+__//**Guest Preview from Jeff Winston:** //__
-Commish Prediction: Bottom Third. Eees A Boat looks great docked on the Westside of Manhattan…too bad it is sinking this year.
+First and foremost, a brief moment to thank our esteemed Commish. It cannot be said enough – this gift we call Rockem, our Commish is the backbone and driving force behind it all. For two and a half decades! Ponder that for a moment. His enthusiasm for this league, as well as his patience in dealing with all of us, are both seemingly boundless. Hats off.
-Mike:
+Rockem Sockem – “Our Commish is better than yours.”
+Anyways, seems I’ve been tapped to write the Commish’s team preview. Some might say, he asked me to do his Dirty Work. Luckily, I would never say that.
+[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcZRyuiefjE|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcZRyuiefjE]]
+Things I might say about being tapped for this task…
+External monologue (said like McNally, perhaps doing an impression of his mother):
+“He’s such a nice Commish, it’s the least I could do.”
+Internal monologue:
+{{https://y.yarn.co/3964a444-4709-432c-b619-648500b2866b_text.gif?nolink&400x225}}
+First up – bats. Let’s take a look at the Commish’s first few rounds.
+Yordan is a milkshake. A beef milkshake.
+{{https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdGtpaHRkN3lzenBrbDBtdDBidWJoeGgyMTI3enVkcTQ1Mmh0dDY3eSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/g4OlkqxHlBomClO3yG/giphy.gif?nolink&480x264}}
+a group of people are sitting at a table with a man holding a straw in front of them .
+Steady Freddie Freeman is about as consistent as it gets these days. Can he still do it at 35? Will he just keep raking for another 15 years? Austin Riley is a beast. Coming off a “down” year, potentially a steal in round 3. Toss in Seager in round four and it feels like the Commish was setting the foundation for another championship year.
+{{https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExN3QwcHh5d3gzNzRnc3U5eGNwdXpwbHQxdmV4MzB3ZHVqcjA0emthciZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/7pPDvwsVMcx6XKjWKt/giphy.gif?nolink&480x270}}
+(Editor’s note: Shawn made a shocking pick in Round 5. More about that later). My favorite part about the 5th pick is that it seemingly shook the Commish to the core and brought him back from methodical drafting to his old, sexy ways. Freeman and Seager? Great foundational picks, but it kind of feels like watching Shawn shopping for life insurance. But Caminero and Butler in the 6th and 7th? As Mr. Cheeks would say “Dim the lights and turn up the Jodeci.”
+{{https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZXZ4bHo2dGk2dGlsZ2poc3lneGd3dzF1ZTk5bHluMHNkd251MDNzYSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/8GCR5jypChuDJ9Hqkg/giphy.gif?nolink&480x313}}
+Shawn dipped back into pitching in rounds 8 - 11. Very solid 1st six offensive picks, but the second half of his offense would have to filled from the back end (tee-hee) of the draft and those picks are a complete mixed bag.
+Some (Hoerner) fit like a warm glove, erm.. bra.
+{{https://y.yarn.co/b9be82fb-cb38-48e7-9f5f-b2a8eabaa8c1_text.gif?nolink&400x300}}
+Some (Austin Wells – he’s going to bat leadoff all year, right??) have intriguing upside. And others (Nolan Jones, Robles), well it just feels like we’re filling holes. (editor’s note: We all got holes to fill. Them holes are all that's real.). Poetry aside, it leaves me wondering if there’s enough meat on the bones here offensively to carry the reigning champ to another podium finish. There’s no Shohei here to carry the team, that front four will have to stay healthy all year. Any cracks in that foundation (an analogy I keep beating to death), might have one wondering:
+Me: Say something once, why say it again?
+Shawn (in June):
+{{https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExa2FpbmI3aHVieXd0M3RuY3plbGwyaXRiNjJvM2ZsazFoNmN1bjAyYiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/14mXrKfiQA1swo/giphy.gif?nolink&375x275}}
+Speaking of great questions, let’s pivot to the pitching side of the equation. Well one thing we can say is that the pen is strong. Shawn was drafting closers like Wilson drafts catchers. Early and often. I count 5 closers / closer handcuffs. Munoz, Tanner Scott, J Martinez, Joyce, and Treinen. Outstanding bullpen. However… There is a famous scientific theorem (now called “Dotel’s Rule”) where A = the number of closers drafted and B = how high a 3 year old can count to before fucking up and having to start over. Dotel’s Rule: If A > B = YOU LOSE.
+Rockem Sockem member reading math in a team preview:
+{{https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdTY4bXNwY2FybGgybmhrZWNiMTN4czRnNXhuaDhkbTZnYnRuc3E2bSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/d6jQXbnRtvfyg/giphy.gif?nolink&400x237}}
+The Commish may dominate saves, but at what cost? Luckily his rotation is rock solid. Right? deGrom, Ober, Strider, Gray, Houck. Right.
+deGrom in the fifth round? Nobody saw that one coming. Not even the Commish. If he stays healthy for a year, then some might say that was a good pick.
+And some might say that Daryl Hannah is good looking.
+{{https://i.pinimg.com/564x/d6/44/29/d64429f69d34b67c197850faa1a5a6ef.jpg?nolink&400x312|i.pinimg.com_564x_d6_44_29_d64429f69d34b67c197850faa1a5a6ef.jpg}}
+Editor’s note #1: These people think yellow Gatorade (it’s fucking YELLOW!) is green.
+Editor’s note #2: The transitive property therefore tells us that Neil Young loves green Gatorade.
+In a vacuum - Ober & (the chronically underrated) Sonny G are a solid to great 2/3 or 2/4. If the stars align and deGrom and Strider stay healthy / deliver the goods, exactly none of my words here matter and Shawn will run away with pitching, and potentially the league.
+I just don’t see that happening, but I am also not the one playing with house money.
+In summary - What could possibly go wrong…? The Commish loves music, so…
+Queue Heartbreak Hotel: [[https://youtu.be/Kk9A6E1EXjI|https://youtu.be/Kk9A6E1EXjI]]
+Prediction: Bottom third.
+And I’m out!
+{{https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lutdu1gcXq1qcjzcm.gif?nolink&310x360}}
+Glove, erm… bra.
+Commish Prediction: Bottom Third. Eees A Boat looks great docked on the Westside of Manhattan…
+{{:catalinacup2025.jpg?nolink&630x640|catalinacup2025.jpg}}
+too bad it is sinking this year.
+=== Mike: ===
 ) How would you rate your draft (feel free to create your own scale)?
@@ Line 332: / Line 474: @@
 My plan was to go Pitch-Pitch (fingers crossed for Skenes-Skubal, but would have been happy with any 2 of Skenes-Skubal-Wheeler) and then go to Hotlanta for as many bats as I possibly could (I would have stayed until Olson, Riley, Acuña, Albies, & Ozuna were all gone. I think all have the capacity to go off in big ways in 2025).
-This was an all or nothing kinda year for yours truly. And while I don’t think I got all, I also don’t think I got nothing. So let’s call it a 5 or 6 out of 10 stars draft.\\
+This was an all or nothing kinda year for yours truly. And while I don’t think I got all, I also don’t think I got nothing. So let’s call it a 5 or 6 out of 10 stars draft.
+\\
 ) One pick you were stoked about, One you should have changed?
@@ Line 344: / Line 488: @@
 But, if anything, hopefully my Dangerous Improvisation created some nice opportunities for you fellows in the form of players falling farther than they should have.
+{{https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMGhsdnk3MW1lZDc2czBpenl5NHpqZHNlbmdueDY0aThka3pjbG9pMiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/cS3RLrb89FiTi3Peef/giphy.gif?nolink&480x480}}
 ) Whose team are you most impressed with?
-I like Jay Moon’s! Maybe because he snaked me on a bunch of picks?!?! From that far away?!?!?!\\
+I like Jay Moon’s! Maybe because he snaked me on a bunch of picks?!?! From that far away?!?!?!
+\\
 ) How much does the commish like music?
-Does the Commish like music? First I am hearing of this.\\
+Does the Commish like music? First I am hearing of this.
+\\
 ) Where are we drafting in 2026? Arizona for Spring Training, Houston for World Baseball Classic, or “At a back room in a bar Jay Vig finds”? (Feel free to go off the board)
@@ Line 381: / Line 531: @@
 Of course, was it actually smooth? Or maybe she was just being nice? Maybe she was just being nice.
-Commish Take:
+__//Commish Take://__
-Ahh the old pitch-pitch!! Of course when the league zigs, Mike zags. The one year Rockem waited on pitching Mike grabbed the two top starters off the board. The weird thing is…I am not sure he has the best staff…baseball is so weird.
+Ahh the old pitch-pitch!! Of course when the league zigs, Mike zags. The one year Rockem waited on pitching Mike grabbed the two top starters off the board. The weird thing is…I am not sure he even has the best staff…baseball is so weird.
-Sure on the arms Skenes and Skurbal may be all he needs but Gausman was down last year, May and McClanhan are coming back from injuries (EDITOR'S NOTE: SMc is hurt already pre season) and is Gore the real thing? His bullpen is also suspect with a shaky Diaz, but a solid Helsely… Is this staff better than Fatone’s, Bird’s top three, BK‘s staff or even Bull? I am not totally sold…
+{{https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMmV2ejZoMDZ4YzkweW12YXpjOHI0OWk5MjNzOGVrbHI4d282Z29hNyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/eKOjw8QczcgWTMyEeQ/giphy.gif?nolink&480x268}}
-The first bat off the board is a recovering Acuna?  Mike’s plan was certainly different this year, but if Acuna is in form, if Albies is back and if Bellinger and Bichette both smoke some herb and hallucinate themselves as MVP candidates again maybe Mike can make a run. But wow, that was a whole lot of ‘if’s”. As this team stands I don’t think all of them hit the board. Mike goes for all or nothing these days and looking much more probable one way than the other at this point…
+Sure on the arms Skenes and Skurbal may be all he needs, but Gausman was down last year, May and McClanhan are coming back from major injuries (EDITOR'S NOTE: SMc is hurt already pre season) and is Gore the real thing? His bullpen is also suspect with a shaky Diaz, but a solid Helsely… Is this staff better than Fatone’s, Bird’s top three, BK‘s staff or even Bull? I am not totally sold…wait a second, Skenes and Skubal…
-Prediction: Bottom Third. Nothin from Nothin is Nothin’.
+{{https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExa2t6b2d1cWd0d2duOGF5azJ2cDB4aG15cjd6d2U0NXUzOW1xYmQ3eSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/KHlqf1xEPzFrr8xYrw/giphy.gif?nolink&480x270}}
-Ferrari:
+The first bat off the board is a recovering Acuna? Mike’s plan was certainly different this year, but if Acuna is in form, if Albies is back and if Bellinger and Bichette both smoke some herb and hallucinate themselves as MVP candidates again maybe Mike can make a run. But wow, that was a whole lot of ‘if’s”. As this team stands I don’t think all of them hit the board.
-  -
+Mike goes for all or nothing these days and looking much more probable one way than the other at this point…MIke didn't like my pick for the drafting spot, so he really isn't going to like this...
-About as good as the quality of this video ages ago...
+Prediction: Bottom Third. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hNKrgD2Qag|Nothin from Nothin is Nothin’.]]
-[[https://youtu.be/1M5D4jR_QGU|https://youtu.be/1M5D4jR_QGU]]
+=== Ferrari: ===
- \\
+  - About as good as the quality of this video ages ago…
-  -
+[[https://youtu.be/1M5D4jR_QGU|https://youtu.be/1M5D4jR_QGU]].
-Glad to have gotten tucker and harper.
+. Glad to have gotten tucker and harper.
-  -
+. Jeff's team looks solid all around. think he will be in the running by end of year
-Jeff's team looks solid all around.    think he will be in the running by end of year
+. See Answer 1
-  -
+. Lets do it right for 25 years….somewhere warm
-See Answer 1
+. the last dinner was the best, that pork chop was insane! lets go back mid season! Although the lunch of Jager Bombs in Vegas was great too.
-  -
+. While it was a bold strategy to start a new trend of letting someone else draft your team, would have been better in person to see everyone. Good luck all.
-Lets do it right for 25 years....somewhere warm
+__//Commish Take://__
-  -
+Unfortunately coaching his daughters team in a volleyball tourney forced Birdie to miss the draft. He became the first participant that drafted from a list, and thankfully answered a few texts. If he hadn’t, there would be a whole heaping amount of SP’s and C’s on this team, and you know that that spells, PU. So thanks for checking your phone Ferrari.
-the last dinner was the best, that pork chop was insane!  lets go back mid season!     Although the lunch of Jager Bombs in Vegas was great too.
+{{https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdTg0czYxZzYxdnRkam04NTgyNWpmNGhxM2VxOXBuM2QyYTg1anE4ayZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3o6Zt848s5ZzevKRhe/giphy.gif?nolink&400x275}}
-  -
+It is hard for me to say much here. We went by the list except when we could chat, so Birdie jumped on Jackson Holliday early which could be a major surprise. He also has a really strong starting staff with Gilbert, Ragans and Miller, who could all be in the top ten of SP’s when the year ends. Having only one real closer in Bednar hurts, but that is where the list gets you as the closer run was so early this year.
-While it was a bold strategy to start a new trend of letting someone else draft your team, would have been better in person to see everyone.   Good luck all.
+One-two of Tucker and Harper give solid offense and if Merrill is the real deal I could see Birdie doing all right with all around contributors. Harris II and Rutschman can put up big numbers. With some managing I think John could possibly make a run….to where, I have no idea…
-Commish Take:
+{{https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdDdqYTl4OXI4bnkxcTVpYThkODMxdXE2cjNyNWgwdTdoNnl2Nm96biZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Sux3kje9eOx1e/giphy.gif?nolink&295x231}}
-Unfortunately coaching his daughters team in a volleyball tourney forced Birdie to miss the draft. He became the first participant that drafted from a list, and thankfully answered a few texts. If he hadn’t there would be a whole heaping amount of SP’s and C’s on this team, so thanks for checking your phone Ferrari.
-It is hard for me to say much here. We went by the list except when we could chat so Birdie jumped on Jackson Holliday early which could be a major surprise. He also has a really strong starting staff with Gilbert, Ragans and Miller, who could all be in the top ten of SP’s when the year ends. Having one real closer in Bednar hurts, but that is where the list gets you as the closer run was so early this year.
-One-two of Tucker and Harper give solid offense and if Merrill is the real deal I could see Birdie doing all right with all around contributors. Harris II and Rutschman can put up big numbers. With some managing I think John could possibly make a run….
 Prediction: Middle Third. I like this team more the further we get from the draft room….
-Winston:
+=== Winston: ===
 ) How would you rate your draft (feel free to create your own scale)?
@@ Line 467: / Line 611: @@
 Good luck. It’s a pleasure. Love you all.
-Commish Take:
+__//Commish Take://__
 In doing this preview in order I see a lot of similarities between McNally and Winston’s squads. It is not just because they were sitting across from me sloshing Whiskey, discussing train rides from Westchester, and fatherhood…well maybe it is because of that.
-I kind of feel though if things fall into place Jeff has a shot, but I think his players ceilings may be a bit lower. Gunnar and Carroll are two of the most exciting players and we all saw Rooker do it proper last year. Are Abrahms and Casas about to take that next step? Does he have enough power? Are King and SHota established as Ace's now? Will Suarez and Fairbanks put up elite closer numbers?
+{{https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNGxlcjBicjg1aTZtMnE4ZjF0dWMxaXBlZTU5anBmbnNlYXB4NDNsaCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/NcjHgxdlW3t0qn4Pgq/giphy.gif?nolink&480x480}}
+I kind of feel if things fall into place, Jeff has a shot, but I think his players ceilings may be a bit lower than past years if that makes backwards sense? Gunnar and Carroll are two of the most exciting players and we all saw Rooker do it proper last year. Are Abrahms and Casas about to take that next step? Does Winston have enough power? Are King and Shota established as Ace's now? Will Suarez and Fairbanks put up elite closer numbers? Will I ever stop asking questions?
+{{https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcnk0OWh5Z2NkYjV6aHdjYXVuMG03dGl4bjl3YXVpbzJzMzA5cTA3ciZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/DdhuNvPp6iqkTkbTRj/giphy.gif?nolink&480x343}}
+OK, I will. Here are some statements about the team. I think the middle rounds will let him down, it is probably when the Red Breast took effect. Diaz, Lane Thomas, Burleson and Pfaadt are just PfaaOk to PfaaaaBad. Late picks like Bleday, Spencer Spaghetti and Alvaerz (god I hope) could surprise though.
-I am not sure, like most teams in Rockem history with this many questions, things rarely all work out…but you never know…
+I am just not sure, about this squad. Going to say like most teams in Rockem history with this many questions, things rarely work out for free eats…but you never know…
 Prediction: Middle Third. With possibility for much more if stars align.
-BK:
+=== BK: ===
 ) How would you rate your draft (feel free to create your own scale)?
@@ Line 487: / Line 637: @@
 ) One pick you were stoked about, One you should have changed?
-Stoked: Justin Steele in the 13th. A rare case of a player on my pre-draft radar that wound up on the team -- and later than I expected.
+Stoked: Justin Steele in the 13th. A rare case of a player on my pre-draft radar that wound up on the team – and later than I expected.
-Changed: Chris Sale in the 6th. Not that he's bad, but so many pitchers fell later; there's a good chance he'll be on the IL as I type; I don't think he'll repeat last year; and...you know...Braves.
+Changed: Chris Sale in the 6th. Not that he's bad, but so many pitchers fell later; there's a good chance he'll be on the IL as I type; I don't think he'll repeat last year; and…you know…Braves.
 ) Whose team are you most impressed with?
@@ Line 515: / Line 665: @@
 The dock misses its boat.
-Commish Take:
+__//Commish Take://__
-Has there been a year I don’t like BK’s team? I am sure there has been but I don’t want to look it up (EDITOR’S NOTE: ). This team looks good, a ton of meat with Vlad, Scwarber Ozuna, great arms in Sale, Glasnow, Ryan and Steele. The only weak spots are SV’s and maybe speed as Lindor and Doyle are going to have to do some heavy lifting in that area.
+Has there been a year I don’t like BK’s team? I am sure there has been but I don’t want to look it up. This team (as always) looks good, a ton of meat with Vlad, Scwarber Ozuna, great arms in Sale, Glasnow, Ryan and Steele. The only weak spots are SV’s and maybe speed as Lindor and Doyle are going to have to do some heavy lifting in that area.
-So let’s shift gears, there was a scene in Severance where Adam Scott, who just may be one of my favorite actors, reminded me so much of BK, so let’s talk about the show.  Those not watching can skip, but I won’t give shit away.
+{{https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcmoxaHgxd2NmczF0cXh0d2JjeWJvYjB4Mm9tajJyN3I2ZTJrdHVqciZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/D75dgS1ol1RPUgcuCH/giphy.gif?nolink&360x480}}
-First season I was all in, theory, acting, writing, cinematography were all word class. Second season I felt cold. I think things are under-baked, a bit too smart for its own good and (yes Tom I still think this) it spun it’s wheels for too long to get to the ‘real’ plot whatever the hell it actually is. I will definitely give the show the benefit of the doubt, if nothing else it looks absolutely amazing (like BK’s offense) but I am slowing my roll on it a bit. They do a great job of building eerie, looming tension…then rarely do anything with it. That said, this could be my mistake, it was what, 3 years between seasons? I should have done a re-watch. Right when season 2 ended Kel suggested we re-watch the whole thing again. I am going to take a break, but we will soon and maybe I will like it more.
+So let’s shift gears, there was a scene in Severance where Adam Scott, who just may be one of my favorite actors, reminded me so much of BK, so let’s talk about that show. Those not watching can skip, but I won’t give shit away.
+{{https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZnA2MTUxNmd6bTIzM3E1b3lycTE0ZHp2bXRvYWJiM3liMmF0dW1xciZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/XjDZoIXRpaJjZY6VFI/giphy.gif?nolink&480x270}}
+First season I was all in. Theory, story, acting, writing, cinematography were all word class. Second season I felt cold. I think things are under-baked, a bit too smart for its own good and (yes Tom I still think this) it spun it’s wheels for too long to get to the ‘real’ plot whatever the hell it actually is. I will definitely give the show the benefit of the doubt, if nothing else it looks absolutely amazing (like BK’s offense) but I am slowing my roll on it a bit. They do a great job of building eerie, looming tension…then rarely do anything with it. That said, this could be my mistake, it was what, 3 years between seasons? I should have done a re-watch. Right when season 2 ended Kel suggested we re-watch the whole thing again. I am going to take a break, but we will soon and maybe I will like it more.
+{{https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaGgxd25pY2gwaThlcDhwbWo1a2hiZjRkMDJ2cDg1dXJsbW1hMHIxZSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/kSGFyJ2yLFN7DrWZGF/giphy.gif?nolink&480x358}}
 Prediction: Top Third. Where else?
-Vig:
+=== Vig: ===
-  Draft was for me a B+/A-    Aside from one round where I freaked out about 2 idiot prospects   I think I gave myself a good shot at free things.  Barring injury
+Draft was for me a B+/A- Aside from one round where I freaked out about 2 idiot prospects I think I gave myself a good shot at free things. Barring injury
-  I wanted Mookie for sure.  I was happy with getting some of the younger dudes like manzardo, volpe, cam smith and roman
+I wanted Mookie for sure. I was happy with getting some of the younger dudes like manzardo, volpe, cam smith and roman
-I should NOT have drafted Roman when I did   Or Heston at all   I got too excited.
+I should NOT have drafted Roman when I did Or Heston at all I got too excited.
-  everyone looks good but mike and moon look real good
+everyone looks good but mike and moon look real good
 Music is his favorite drug
-  I really liked this year's spot!   I wish we could have it all night as a place to party at and dip in and out of the city.  Not to stay at but just as a hub.
+I really liked this year's spot! I wish we could have it all night as a place to party at and dip in and out of the city. Not to stay at but just as a hub.
-I can always pull strings and get us space at a bar but that's never gonna be "free".  We will almost always have to jostle with other people as well   Having said that, upstairs at Failte is always available.  He wouldn't charge us and that would be an easy move.
+I can always pull strings and get us space at a bar but that's never gonna be "free". We will almost always have to jostle with other people as well Having said that, upstairs at Failte is always available. He wouldn't charge us and that would be an easy move.
 Will Houston be booked up and expensive?
-I'd rather go to Puerto Rico or DR or FL to get beach time for perhaps a cheaper rate.   Or South America   Venezuela
+I'd rather go to Puerto Rico or DR or FL to get beach time for perhaps a cheaper rate. Or South America Venezuela
-I like the travel years for sure.  I know we may not have many left so I'm always down.
+I like the travel years for sure. I know we may not have many left so I'm always down.
-  I love palm year when sonjay actually hooked us up
+I love palm year when sonjay actually hooked us up
 always love keens
@@ Line 553: / Line 709: @@
 sushi was dope and i kinda miss a full on sushi dinner
-I mean, the last 2 were pretty dope   I like getting truly taken CARE of!      We deserve that shit.
+I mean, the last 2 were pretty dope I like getting truly taken CARE of! We deserve that shit.
 jefffs lasagna was fire too
@@ Line 559: / Line 715: @@
 fuck I can't pick
- \\
+__//Commish Take://__
+Hey there sleepy head!! How were those dreams at 12:15pm on draft day? I hope they were jolly, and you were frolicing with gorgeous naked women!!! (You ever miss the start of the draft again and you are dead to me).
+{{https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcmh0cHJlbzIxcm05ZGFvMXB5Z2YwenVncXMzZjh0OW5lYThtaGd4NiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/XFJiMA7We6REKDIumX/giphy.gif?nolink&480x270}}
-Commish Take:
+Ahh you woke up? Nice…I can’t mess with that first swing pick from the cab though…Betts and Tatis could be a trophy winning combo (EDITOR’S NOTE: If Betts isn’t currently starring in a remake of Stephan King’s //Thinner//). Kept the vibe alive with Devers and Fried combo before kicking off our early closer run by grabbing the two best in the biz with Wiliams and Hader. Really loved your squad at that point….
-Hey there sleepy head!!  How were those dreams at 12:15pm on draft day?  I hope they were jolly, and you were frolicing with gorgeous naked women!!!   (You ever miss the start of the draft again and you are dead to me).
+Once Vig fully woke up things got a touch squirrely…Kjersted, Roman, Goldy, not awful, but Vig rode the snake with needs and that could work, I think Volpe was pretty solid, or it could backfire, I think Bogarts was early. Going with really young guys to end may pay off for JV as Cam Smith and Drake Baldwin both made the big leagues…so there is that. Past years have shown J is on the ball more than most when it comes to hot pick-ups (in ladies and players…zing!) but not not picking up his phone when the draft had already started….so that is a knock on him…
-Ahh you woke up?  Nice…I can’t mess with that first swing pick from the cab though…Betts and Tatis could be a trophy winning combo (EDITOR’S NOTE: If Betts isn’t currently starring in a remake of Stephan King’s Thinner).  Kept the vibe alive with Devers and Fried combo before kicking off our early closer run by grabbing the two best in the biz with Wiliams and Hader. Really loved your squad at that point….
+{{https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcjJrZ244Nmp2MGNqZDczYWl4YWVtcmp6dnJnMzd4MGZqaG14aHlzOSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/PEyat82i3nSyGk9sW6/giphy.gif?nolink&480x480}}
-Once Vig fully woke up things got a touch squirrely…Kjersted, Roman, Goldy, not awful, but Vig rode the snake with needs and that could work, I think Volpe was pretty solid, or it could backfire, I think Bogarts was early. Going with really young guys to end may really pay off for JV as Cam Smith and Drake Baldwin both made the big leagues…so there is that.   Past years have shown J is on the ball more than most when it comes to hot pick-ups (in ladies and players…zing!) but this team might not need too many…
+Prediction: Middle Third. I think some stuff pays off, some doesn’t. Thanks for waking up. Or I should say… thanks to Glen for getting you up…
-Prediction: Middle Third. I think some stuff pays off, some doesn’t. Thanks for waking up.
+Overall Thoughts:
-Got no idea with this but here you go....
+Got no idea with this but here you go….
-. Eben
+. Mike
 . Fatty
-. Mike
+. Wilson
 . SPD
-. Vig
+. Bird
-. Bird
+. Vig
 . Tom