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 Was it the Hollywood run with Tom?
-Was it the Afterlife Welcome Party with Eben?
+Was it the Afterlife Welcome Party with Wilson?
 Was it the teriyaki salmon?
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 ) We have stayed in some interesting houses, where does this one rank and what was your favorite part of the Mansion Under The Hill?
-It was up there with Key West, only with sturdier furniture. That first night I was sleeping on the bottom bunk on the bottom floor, when I awoke at 3am to find Drunk Moon trying to negotiate his way into the top bunk. If you’ve never experienced this, don’t. At that hour, you awake and remember only that you are somewhere in California, where a giant is unsuccessfully trying to stuff himself into an enclosed space fit for a toddler, right above you. Not all parts of Moon seemed to fit into the bunk simultaneously, but he didn’t care, he just kept on cramming himself in there, with the bed frame creaking. This seemed like a strange end for the Big Show, with Shawn having to call Carol with the news, “Look, the way he died was fucking weird. But the fellas all chipped in on what may as well have been his last words, a la Malcolm X, for his tombstone, “I didn’t land on the moon. The moon landed on me!”
+It was up there with Key West, only with sturdier furniture. That first night I was sleeping on the bottom bunk on the bottom floor, when I awoke at 3am to find Drunk Moon trying to negotiate his way into the top bunk. If you’ve never experienced this, don’t. At that hour, you awake and remember only that you are somewhere in California, where a giant is unsuccessfully trying to stuff himself into an enclosed space fit for a toddler, right above you. Not all parts of Moon seemed to fit into the bunk simultaneously, but he didn’t care, he just kept on cramming himself in there, with the bed frame creaking. This seemed like a strange end for the Big Show, with Shawn having to call my wife with the news, “Look, the way he died was fucking weird. But the fellas all chipped in on what may as well have been his last words, a la Malcolm X, for his tombstone, “I didn’t land on the moon. The moon landed on me!”
 [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BlHY69ZsZ0|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BlHY69ZsZ0]]
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 ) One pick you were stoked about, one you should have changed?
-Stoked for Judge at 4. I'm banking on him being a top 5 guy by the end of the year. One I would have changed is Garrett Hampson in the 11th round. Eben's soul temporarily took over my body and saw that there was an undrafted Rockie and made me yell out "Garrett Hampson". I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Eben works for the Kochs. That fucker has no soul.
+Stoked for Judge at 4. I'm banking on him being a top 5 guy by the end of the year. One I would have changed is Garrett Hampson in the 11th round. Wilson's soul temporarily took over my body and saw that there was an undrafted Rockie and made me yell out "Garrett Hampson". I'm kidding, I'm kidding. That fucker has no soul.
 ) Whose team are you most impressed with?
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 ) One pick you were stoked about, one you should have changed?
-Ryan McMahon….maybe just because Eben was literally a Vinny Castilla pick away from assembling the entire Rockies roster.
+Ryan McMahon….maybe just because Wilson was literally a Vinny Castilla pick away from assembling the entire Rockies roster.
 Change…Luis Castillo….I like him but I brain farted and lost Miguel Cabrera in that round.
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 ) Favorite moment of Rockem 18 Draft?
-Eben’s recounting the story of Jay Moon getting into that triple bunk above him is probably my favorite moment.
+Wilson’s recounting the story of Jay Moon getting into that triple bunk above him is probably my favorite moment.
 I did enjoy our Hermosa Beach Football game. We need to bring these type of excursions back to the league….Rockem Golfem, Rockem Bowlem, Rockem Touchem (errrr Footballerem)
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 Now that quote may be a bit harsh to describe Shawn’s drafting, but so are 18 years of rhyming Pink and Stink.
-Shawn lives and dies with the sexy picks and they are certainly plentiful in the top of this draft. Baez a legitimate MVP candidate screaming regression……well according to Eben’s magazine that somehow miraculously did not make it into the nicest Hot Tub we’ve ever scored.
+Shawn lives and dies with the sexy picks and they are certainly plentiful in the top of this draft. Baez a legitimate MVP candidate screaming regression……well according to Wilson’s magazine that somehow miraculously did not make it into the nicest Hot Tub we’ve ever scored.
 And yes I would consider myself the Rockem Authoritative Source on the subject